Brass Monkey Emergency Dad Jokes

Being a dad is hard enough as it is without having to come up with endless groan-worthy one-liners on top of it. Talk about unrealistic expectations. That’s why this cargo-short pocket-sized card deck is packed with a hundred terrible, ready-to-roll jokes perfect for adding a few exasperated sighs to any occasion. There’s even a place on the back of each card to write a heartfelt note or just ‘Hi hungry, I’m Dad.’ VINTAGE INSPIRED - Cards include 100 absolutely timeless yet annoying dad jokes but are styled with a touch of nostalgia, perfect to make the dad in your life chuckle and reminisce about the good old days. GIFT IT UP - The Emergency Dad Jokes by Brass Monkey is a fun and humorous way to spend time with the fathers and children in your life. From witty one-liners to clever puns this collection is a perfect blend of vintage style and timeless humor. It’s a gift that brings joy and creates unforgettable moments between you and your dad.

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